Here is a bunch of links to stuff I've written for Drowned in Sound. I showed the fallout from the review of The Dears to my friend the philosopher, and he replied thus:
"The Problem of Fucktards, which has long vexed the minds of the West, can be reduced to one simple proposition. So simple, in fact, that it can be stated in two words. Fucktards abound. It admits of a solution equally elegant. Embroil not."